Monday, January 5, 2009

Tales From the Crib: Horrifying Stories Brought to You By Tova the First

Chapter one: Pokey Brothers, Oh the Humanity!
Chapter Two: In Which There is Something Seriously Wrong with Daddy's Boobies
First trial run with a bottle, didn't go so well. Maybe Mommy can't go back to work?


Chapter Three: Some Freako Whack-Nut Keeps Messing with My Toys


Chapter Four: Baths . . . Enough Said


Chapter Five: Family Pictures Bite the Big One
Chapter Six: Getting Ones Nails Clipped


Chapter Seven: The So-Called Diaper Change, More Like Diaper Torture Session, Comfort Wipes My Tush! Sandpaper, I Tell Ya. No! Worse! A Brillo Pad. Egad!

1 comment:

Mommela said...

You totally crack me up. Can't wait to see you soon!